q1:
  question: >
    Which famous singer do 
    you look like?
  answers:
    -
      answer: Elvis Presley
      destination: q2
    -
      answer: Adrian Smith
      destination: q3
    -
      answer: Neither
      destination: q4
  help: >
    To work out who you look like, look in the mirror and
    then search for that picture on the internet

q2:
  question: >
    You are Popey

q3:
  question: >
    You are Jono

q4:
  question: Do you have a really really long penis?
  answers:
    -
      answer: yes
      destination: q5
    -
      answer: no
      destination: q6
  help: >
    "long" in this context means over twelve inches, which if you're
    unsure is the length of a footlong Subway sub

q5:
  question: you are Aq

q6:
  question: Do you do mad stuff like shit all over your hotel room?
  answers:
    -
      answer: yes
      destination: q7
    - 
      answer: too busy shaving my head
      destination: q8
    -
      answer: hell no
      destination: q9

q7:
  question: you are Daviey

q8:
  question: you are Ade

q9:
  question: you are mrben